Forum: Tab or Chord Requests

I remember being moved by the song and bit's and
snatches of the lyrics, but for the life of me I can't remember enough or
distinguishing enough lyrics to get a good hit on the net.

I THINK it's an old Petula clark song that talks about things that cause her to
believe including a new born babdies cry.

It was redone some years back by a male duet that had a video set in a bar
filled with lonely people seeking solace around Christmas in a bottle. The hard
luck cases were aparently moved too because by the end of the song they were
actually smiling and wishing each other merry x mas!

One singer was tall, thin, blond and the other shorter, more average in build
with dark hair (what was left of it ;-)) They both left the impression they were
a bit light in the loafers (being descriptive not prejorative).

Oh yeah, and if anyone could provide chords to "if you don't wanna fuck me, baby
fuck off" by Jayne County it would really help me with a favorite pastime, to
wit, shocking up tight anal types ;D

Any help on either issue would be appreciated...
Thanks